////////////quietly drowns in otp headcanons by myself
i need to get myself to write because there’s no wayi could ever get myself to draw some of this shit.. fuck i dont need these stupidfeelings
i was talking with sammy and remembered that Brief from PSWG and Kidou have the same VA
and then my hand… slipped
Yeah, no. This is a fake. A quick search of Geoff’s name on the site pulls up nothing that actually involves him. And a search of “armed robbery” pulled up even less, at least in relation to these guys.
Don’t believe me?
The time stamp on this says “6 hours ago,” so we can’t get a date from there, but the OP posted this on April eleventh. Assuming they got this screen-grab and posted it on the same day, this article would’ve been posted on the eleventh. But as a quick look at the website proves there is no story like this for that day.
Then, from what we can see of the article, it is said that this robbery happened on the 25th of March. All things considered, let’s say that meant that OP took the screen-grab some time on, let’s say, the 26th. That being said, this article would probably be archived somewhere and easily accessible through a simple site search.
Let’s search Geoff’s name first.
Huh, nothing there. At least nothing pertaining to this supposed robbery.
Hmm, let’s try a search of "armed robbery."
Nothing there, either.
In conclusion, this is a lie, stop reblogging it.
As for the OP, I’ll assume you were also a victim of misinformation here and I’ll ask that you make sure a story is true before you post it next time. Thank you.
Let’s play a game.
Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.
Douglas Adams is the best when it comes to describe characters
they need to teach classes on Douglas Adams analogies okay
“He leant tensely against the corridor wall and frowned like a man trying to unbend a corkscrew by telekinesis.”
"Stones, then rocks, then boulders which pranced past him like clumsy puppies, only much, much bigger, much, much harder and heavier, and almost infinitely more likely to kill you if they fell on you.”
"He gazed keenly into the distance and looked as if he would quite like the wind to blow his hair back dramatically at that point, but the wind was busy fooling around with some leaves a little way off.”
"It looked only partly like a spaceship with guidance fins, rocket engines and escape hatches and so on, and a great deal like a small upended Italian bistro.”
"If it was an emotion, it was a totally emotionless one. It was hatred, implacable hatred. It was cold, not like ice is cold, but like a wall is cold. It was impersonal, not as a randomly flung fist in a crowd is impersonal, but like a computer-issued parking summons is impersonal. And it was deadly - again, not like a bullet or a knife is deadly, but like a brick wall across a motorway is deadly.”
Yo i know your pain, I lost count after 1300 on cyndaquil. THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FINISHED BY VALENTINES DAY.
one day. one day we will get these shinies
///casually edits an old picture and reposts it on it’s own
over 1000 mudkips and i’ve lost count. masuda method isn’t on my side. my cat probably thinks i’m crazy laughing at myself right now because im naming mudkips things like buttpee